Posted by: sarahmeyers | August 10, 2007

Linux Won’t Get You Laid

Linux is not a way to get a hook up.

There wasn’t anything interesting going on at the Linux VIP party from what I could see standing outside the front door. The gate keeper, aka uptight bouncer lady, had me wait in line to get into the party telling me I that I would be able to get in. When I finally made it to the front, they closed the doors and said they were full. I waited for a half hour only to be let down and wasn’t going to take no for an answer so I tried to get in on my own. Then the management asked the big man bouncer to escort me out the front door.

He was pushy as he walked me down the stairs and told me not attempt to come back in. I was able to grab a few silly interviews at the bottom of the stairs as attendies left the party. If you click on the above image will be able to view the movie I made this week at the party in San Francisco.

I got CEO Kim Polese to admit that she knows Linux creator Linus Torvalds and the free-software guy Richard Stallmean. I asked her if she made out with them and she said, “I’m definitely not going to continue this interview. This is not a serious business interview, is it?” Hehe, I was just being silly 🙂



  1. My plans are ruined!!!!

  2. What plans? You were planning on getting laid?

  3. Actually, Linux can get you laid! Correct me if I’m wrong here but Facebook and MySapce are built on top of Linux…thus Linux is the enabler for making the hook up to get laid!

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